CallyWagon

if you really think about it a fork is just a spoon but with four spiky ends instead of one spoony end.

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

I like the British, but nearly every British person hates America.

I like the Germans, but nearly every German hates America.

I like the Australians, but nearly every Australian hates America.

I like the Japanese, and the Japanese like America.

Friendships go both ways.

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

I’m not a woman or ethnic backwash so this does not apply to me.

[Alyona @askaya]

You are much dumber then you think you are

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

everyone’s yelling at him but I can definitely see why a troon would find these characters relatable.

one was molested and suicidal and the other mass murdered a bunch of high school kids.

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

“Men who watch television are shackled to their couches whilst their home burns” is a much more compelling argument anyway.

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

I love Plato's allegory of the cave, because he's so clearly searching for television as an example, but it won't be invented for thousands of years, so he has to basically invent the concept of a projector (light source + shadow puppets) just for his hypothetical to work.

[Bellmere @_Bellmere2_]

Acho que eles não perceberam o que isso implica.

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business

[aleks 🇺🇸 @agamids]

Maturing is realizing that if you are tall you CANNOT be fucking with short women. 5’8 minimum. 5’10+ preferred. Cannot be wasting your genes on producing manlets. This is the burden we carry

[JimmyTalks @JimmyTalks1]

Women are retarded.

The fuck you mean "yeah bro I want to work! I want to wake up at 6am and get ready for a job that doesn't care about me and makes me tired all the time!"

My nigga you are fucking RETARDED, you could have stayed home and lived for free! You didn't even need to work!

Fuck you want to act like men for?

We don't want to act like you

Dudes ain't thinking "I want to suck a dick, just like a girl!" Hell no that shit sucks! You do it, not me!

Retard!

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

you can’t love babies and support abortion.

[Adriana Flowers 🌸 @Adriana19Flower]

@_My2_Cents_ I know right? A “Christian” person trying to belittle men for not having sex…. Just goes to show that they worship sex and women and it’s why they defend sexually immoral women.

They love sin and jezebel is their god.

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

The problem is: those same history books proceed to go “the EVIL king Henry VIII killed FIVE WHOLE ASS WHAMENZ BRUH! Y’aineen seen NU’nn like dat wit minorities dawg. Fosho!” And then brings up the holocaust as if it’s something that’s actively happening.

[breadloaf 🛤️ @taxspendlib]

people love saying "history will not judge us kindly" as if history books aren't just like "Genghis Khan epicly killed 40 million people. what an absolute legend"

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

The ol napoleonic antisemitism
Would be based if it were more hostile

[Targen ✞🌲🇺🇦 @targenerate]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

Disgusting

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

This isn't funny.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

We grew up around younger women. We saw how they told us we were not on their level.

They were partying with older men, getting into clubs for free, sitting in VIP sections, having no jobs but wearing expensive clothes, hair and the latest phones, with their bills being paid.

They had so many older men they could call for money and gifts, and we saw cars coming to pick these women up at universities every Friday night. They

call us broke for not having a car and money at 22 years old even thought they don’t have a car.

Meanwhile, we were hustling and focused on making money. We finally made it in our late 30s, and now you want men to go date a woman who is 40 because she is “mature”? Mature in what? Multiple dicks , trauma, heartbreak, and high body counts? No.

Let these men go enjoy what you enjoyed at a young age. What happened to those men you were partying with? Why didn’t they marry you?

If you didn’t struggle and build with these men in their 20s, you have no fuckin right to tell them to marry older women in their 30s and 40s. We don’t want no retired menopausal baddie.

Yall can go to hell.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Fellas at any point growing up, did your dad or any older male figure tell you if you like a chick be prepared to send her money whenever she asks? When did that era start exactly

[Caт 🐝 @CatShoshanna]

This is what New York would look like without muslims

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

Hamas vs IDF is literally just more “moloch or baal” and none of you are intelligent enough to get it.

[@IsraelVive @IsraelVive1948]

“He visto muchas imágenes en las últimas semanas que quedarán grabadas en mi mente para siempre, pero hay una visión que sigo viendo cuando intento dormir.

Un civil gravemente herido – ensangrentado, pero vivo – tendido en el suelo,

Y un salvaje de Hamás gritando Alá es el más grande repetidamente golpea el cuello del hombre con una azada de jardín para decapitarlo.

El hombre en el suelo es un trabajador agrícola de Tailandia.

No es israelí.

No es judío.

Solo estaba vivo, tratando de ganarse la vida para su familia.

Pero fue decapitado con una herramienta de jardinería roma.”

- El embajador de Israel ante las Naciones Unidas, Gilad Erdan, dirigiéndose a la Asamblea General de la ONU https://t.co/1FzhR7rAxD

[CallyWagon @ItsCallyWagon]

“But it’s not my little sister”
And you aren’t British you disgusting, sub-human cunt.

[Retard Radar @FullRetardRadar]

This filthy Pakistani nonce got caught openly bragging about how he’d happily go after kids and that “British people don’t know the right age”. Then had the cheek to act like he was the victim when someone finally smashed him for it.
These disgusting cunts always carrying their third world paedophile attitudes and think that all kids are theirs for the taking.
Smash them every time. No mercy.

https://t.co/Qan9Qa9ovN