Chloe Darnell

I work hard so my cats can have a better life. #slay #furmama

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

7am meetings should not exist

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Damn. It’s true that u really don’t kno what u got til it’s gone. Get well soon instagram 🤒🏥❤️‍🩹

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

me realizing instagram is down

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Every millennial is panicking right now

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Me: doesn’t workout for 2 weeks
My body:

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Only had 1 panic attack today. #progress

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Why am I up so early on my day off 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Time Hop got me in my feelings today #missyoubro #ripnate

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

I need someone to pay for my pedicure. #feet #feetmoney

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

It would be GUCCI if my body would let me sleep past 6am

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Me trying to win an argument.
Me: well I have boobs
My Husband: yea so do I!

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Why is PB so good

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

This is 34 😑

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can I just say I love myself

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

Patiently waiting til 8am so I can sell my shit on animal crossing. #thisismylifenow

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Welcome to your 30s

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

My dinner just consisted of 4 granola bars. #adulting

[Chloe Darnell @Itschloebitches]

burned 81 calories doing 30 minutes of Apple Health App Workout #myfitnesspal