Chris Simons

I like movies, rock music, cats, and burgers.

[Chris Simons @ItsChrisSimons]

This is me saying that I will never use Amazon. 😡
#Amazon #WhitePrivilege

Bombing Suspect Bought WHITE PRIVILEGE CARD From Amazon https://t.co/CdKufHq4rg via @YouTube

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@GeorgeTakei I named my son, Gabriel, after the singer, Peter.

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@Caelien I haven't even been on here for 12 months, and I'm ready to check out.

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I had the honor of briefly meeting Richard Donner in my apartment building while he was working on shooting a scene for "16 Blocks" with Bruce Willis! I apologized for walking through their set, and he said, "No, I'm sorry! It's your home!"
#RIPRichardDonner

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There are three types of people in the world. Wise people who know they are fools, fools who think they're wise, and people who see both, and just want a tasty burger.
#ILoveBurgers

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@AmericasComic "Vegetable Soup", and "Gigglesnort Hotel" are shows that are next to impossible to describe. But, one of my favorite kids shows was "The Great Space Coaster"! Remember this one, @HamillHimself ?

https://t.co/Tjbwyn4wOp

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@AuthorKimberley WWJD stands for We Will Join Demons! 😈

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Been watching a lot of Westerns for the past few weeks. I guess the universe was getting me ready for THIS! 🤠👍
https://t.co/kyAuOM8ZiU

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Hey, look who's finally joined the gang! It's LANDOoooo!😃
#StarWars #BlackSeries #Hasbro #LandoCalrissian

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🎶"Hey, hey! We're The Troopers! People say we trooper around..." 🎵
#StarWars #BlackSeries #Hasbro #Stormtroopers

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@GeorgeTakei 🇺🇸👉😵💨

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Happy 79th birthday, Paul McCartney! 🥳
Coming Up (Official Music Video) https://t.co/X6c5RZO2ol via @YouTube

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For the past few days, I've had "Autumn Leaves" playing in my head. But, it's a very specific cover of that tune sung by Freddie Mercury. After searching for days... turns out that version doesn't exist! 🤯🎶
#MandelaEffect #FreddieMercury #AutumnLeaves

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June 15th is Kiss A Wookie Day! 😃🤎
#KissAWookieDay #Chewbacca

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"Jockomo feena ah na nay." Know what I mean? 😎🎶
Iko Iko https://t.co/0heuxYXCAT via @YouTube

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@BradTakei @GeorgeTakei IN MY HEAD; a jazzy trumpet blast, with a cartoon "POW!" 🤜😵‍💫

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Boom-cha, baby. Boom-muther-fuggin-cha. 😎👍
#earworm #U2

Discotheque https://t.co/L27eRi25LP via @YouTube

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@GeorgeTakei The one with Richard Dreyfuss. 😁

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@HamillHimself To this very day, my family calls someone overacting a "4-12". 😁

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Hey, today is National Donut Day! 😋🍩💞