David Blaze

I’m a random guy on the internet

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Summer is coming and it’s getting hot! So please remember to drink water and that Deodorant is NOT optional

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Listening To Iceman By Drake The MOMENT It Came Out

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I deserve multiple wives

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R. Kelly may have been talented, but he was also deranged

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If you were against gay marriage I assumed it was because you knew you would lose your DL sneaky link when they could marry someone who was out and proud.

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That random person you walked past earlier today could be the next president of the United States. Or a serial killer. Or both. Life is scary.

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When you need a car, but your credit isn’t the best

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Worrying about gold diggers when you don’t have any gold to dig is crazy work

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A 2026 version of Friday with them would be crazy

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Ice Cube's Son & Chris Tucker's Son Really Remade Iconic Friday Scenes for the LA Rams 30+ Years Later🔥🍿🎬

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Ms. Frizzle got a bunch of kids on The Magic School Bus taking a field trip through your bootyhole right now. That’s probably not true but if it was, you wouldn’t even know it.

Good morning everyone.

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@RializeRialiez 🧃🧃🧃🧃

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Apple Juice is better than orange juice and if you disagree your tastebuds are broken.

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Not hiring someone because they’re overqualified is the dumbest thing I can imagine happening at a job.

So you won’t hire them because they might be TOO good?

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“Worst thing she can say is no”

Nah she could say no and explain her reasoning in deep detail

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One sad realization in adulthood is realizing that your job will almost never close for bad weather like schools used to

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Never discount the meaning and worth of letting someone know they are genuinely heard, and that they are of value.

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It’s always “If you can’t afford to tip, then you shouldn’t go out to eat.” and never “if you can’t afford to pay employees, you shouldn’t run a business”

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The clocks moved up one hour and all of a sudden it doesn’t get dark until 9:30 PM

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I hope you have a great day today, in spite of everything convincing you not to.

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“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”

Well I would.