Dan Logan-Thomas

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Free salted popcorn on this beach that looks like a postcard so, yeah, ykno

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Enjoyed surfing for the first time ever today. Probably because I wasnt crying about being cold or having a borrowed wetsuit chafing my sack

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@Jennalsthomas Hiya Jen, thanks! :)

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Getting Tinder matches 7945 miles away. I'll consider coming back if they're over a 6

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Should do that with Flappy Bird. Don't even look at me if you've got less than 140

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Remember that episode of Recess where they gave every kid a number and you could only hang out with kids of he same number

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@StaceyRich20 how happy do you feel out of 10? P.s. I really fancy you on the toilet xxx

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fucked

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@cat_anthrope Aint I. I should probably calm it down a bit, but i actually can't ykno?

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@Joelle64 Innit. Nobody can tell me I don't live life on the edge. Gambling before I'm even fully awake

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Used to be solely a tea badman, but now I fucks wit coffee aswell. I never know what it'll be until I get to the kettle. I'm a brewsexual

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Never trust someone who listens to every song when their tunes are on shuffle. Just skip to the good ones like everybody else

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@cat_anthrope you will, never give up. Jus got 35 then the very next go got 1 and nearly threw my phone over next doors garden

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@cat_anthrope downloaded it earlier today and I thought the exact same thing

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RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman

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@AshNoMoustache Ahh sweet. Yeah fair one, gunna give town a look. Watch wales then hopefully watch England lose with my English housemates

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@Joelle64 Yeah boiii. Both. Mainly the ladyboy thing though. Sucky sucky 5 dollar

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@Joelle64 Put a word in for me. Nuhh, decided to bail on getting a job and see whats happening in Asia for a bit. Might become a ladyboy

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@maddigold Cunting balls. Great swearing.

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@Joelle64 True. Your pal in work def wants a bit. He dropped a loads of plates on the floor to get close to my my peen while cleaning it up