Esme Thunder

The Eighteen Wheeler - there's eighteen reasons I can kick your ass. Manager and wife to @LutherThunder, and an all around kick-ass lady.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LuchadorkIgnis @TheAquablonde @UPRISINGFED @Highriskhitman @LutherThunder Jesus, Ignis, you are so fucking nice,

It makes me resent you all the more.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LuchadorkIgnis @UPRISINGFED @Highriskhitman @LutherThunder You are a familywrecking fucking BITCH.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LuchadorkIgnis @UPRISINGFED @Highriskhitman @LutherThunder Wah, wah, wah. You're a stupid little pretender, claiming to be an UPRISING Champion, when the fact is, you're a stupid little child. You had to do everything in your power to beat Luther ONCE. He has pinned your stupid ass THREE times.

I can beat your dumbfuck ass with EASE.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@UPRISINGFED @LuchadorkIgnis @Highriskhitman @LutherThunder Please. Give me a shot at the Luchadumbass, I'll pound her ass worse than her ex-husband did before he dumped her on the scrap heap.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LuchadorkIgnis @Highriskhitman @LutherThunder @UPRISINGFED Hmph.

My right hand could spike your dumb ass into oblivion.

You seem cocky as shit for fluking a win after taking multiple Ls to my husband.

Put the damn series on hold, you're not only no match for Luther, but I could crush you in under five minutes.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

Remember kids, the most important thing is the table got smashed.

#FuckTables

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

I will never forget the time Luther & I bought some tables from IKEA, and he got very angry trying to assemble them for three hours.

Tonight, my husband will get revenge on tables as he uses @BruiserBecca's body to smash one in half.

Because to hell with tables. @SouthRebelWr

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @WrestlingsCC @CGWFed I respect you too... as a competitor.

As a person? Hell no, and I never will.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @WrestlingsCC @CGWFed I am well aware it is not going to change. At this point, I don't even care.

But you have EARNED your disrespect, Tirri. From myself, from Ms. Hilton and no doubt many others.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @WrestlingsCC @CGWFed Earned? No, Tirri. Disrespect is earned. Respect is a basic human right.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @WrestlingsCC @CGWFed All I wanted from you was an OUNCE of fucking respect. That's all. That is ALL I wanted.

Yeah... we can all agree THAT went well, can't we?

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LutherThunder @PunkKateSteele Seeing you dispatch such an experienced and talented opponent and making it look effortless... made me giddy like a kid in a candy store, not going to lie!

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@LeDoubleG @SexyRedneckAri @LutherThunder @CCMisKindaCool @UPRISINGFED Information award?! The only prize you're getting is a Darwin award,

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@SexyRedneckAri @LutherThunder @CCMisKindaCool @LeDoubleG Oh that's really funny. I won't tell you again. YOU don't want THIS. Come @UPRISINGFED your husband is going to get his ass kicked, locked out the chamber, and the pair of you will return to irrelavent comedy spots. Get lost.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@SexyRedneckAri @LutherThunder @CCMisKindaCool @LeDoubleG Wow, do you kiss your children goodnight with that mouth? Listen to me very damn carefully. YOU don't want THIS. I will break you and make you suffer. This isn't some silly little southern maids book club. People get hurt out here.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri It wasn't meant to be creative. Just accurate.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @UPRISINGFED @superwendyhouse Because I'm his manager. I have a licence to be there.

If the boss wants to keep me backstage, that's his business. But I sure as hell don't answer to you.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

People should keep their noses out of things that don't concern them. Unless they want the aforementioned nose put out of joint.

[Esme Thunder @ItsEsmeOmega]

@DonTirri @UPRISINGFED @superwendyhouse You thiink you're close to Luther? That's adorable.