Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Evil scientist and future ruler of the Tri State Area! A doctor and genius, nemesis of a platypus and married to @itsEvilGirl . Behold me, minions!!

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl sure you want to go right away? You, you don't want to rest or anything? I, I'm willing to go now, if you want! Heh.

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl *He joins her, looking out from the balcony* Wow! It, it's so nice! I love it! *chuckles at her eagerness* We, we /just/ checked in, are you

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof many more to come*

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof and excited for their trip the next day too! More than that, he's so grateful to be married with this wonderful evil girl for five years and

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof Happy fifth anniversary to us! *He beams at her, kissing her* I love you too, Mel, so much! *He's excited to spend the night in a castle,

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof out a hand for Mel* Ready, my princess?

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof like Mel, he'll miss her the most!- and waits as a carriage pulled by black horses stops in front of the main doors. He steps in and holds

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof /so/ much for coming to celebrate our evil love with us, everyone! It, it was wonderful! *He hugs everyone- /especially/ Ashley, because,

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof *He picks a funny hat for himself while they're dancing. When the party ends he looks around with the happiest grin on his face* Thank you

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof running and dancing around with some of the other children that came with their parents*

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof with that club atmosphere and he doesn't even try to keep up with Mel,but he does have a lot of fun dancing anyway. The Ashleys are jumping,

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof *He laughs when Mel all but drags him to the dance floor, and grins as the others join them there. He thinks the castle looks really cool

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof bags for later*

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof declared open Ashley runs up to them;he laughs and holds her hand as the three eat a few candies right then and there /and/ fill up a few

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof links his arm with Mel's, so they both take a sip at the same time with linked arms* I love you, Mellie! *As soon as the candy bar is

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof and pours out the bottle* Heehee, this, this is so cool! *He beams as the cascading liquid fills all the glasses, then grabs a glass and

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof *He eats the forkful of cake Mel is holding out for him and grins, then eagerly grabs a second bottle of champagne, steps on another chair

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof the slice is on a plate, he takes a fork and guides it to Mel's lips, feeding her a little piece*

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof knife but wraps both her hands in his, so that they're cutting into it at the same time, and he kisses the side of her head, grinning. Once

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz @itsEvilDoof]

@itsEvilGirl @altEvilGirl @alt_RulerDoof @Vanessa_Doof_ @That_EvilGirl @Evil_Dr_Doof he cuts it up into tiny pieces for the two year old. He perks up when it's time for cake, excited* Let, let's cut it! *He lets Mel hold the