Chey Spurlock

Making a career out of figuring out what to do for a career.

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

No one I know has ever tried to rehome more kittens than they are during this one and a half year time gap that I’m living at home with my mom’s dog farm. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

Do people actually like all the covers on Spotify or do they get paid extra to put them on my discover weekly? 😭

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

@hayden_elias Live the sweat, love the sweat- buy a headband. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

@benmocked @hayden_elias Tag yourself- I’m the peach wine 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I remember family members questioning my mom’s decision to tell me about my biological father so young but I’m seeing so many “23 and Me revealed a long buried family secret” tiktoks that my mom is starting to look like the only person who did the right thing. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I AM gonna tell my children stranger things is a documentary about the Cold War. 😂😂😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I just really annoyed myself discovering that, even though I weigh 30lbs more than I did when I first believed I was fat and needed to go on a diet, I still have those stupid back dimple things.

Unfortunately proving that you should just love yourself as you are or whatever. 😅

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

@DRiv02 Have you watched it yet???? (On Hulu, if not)

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

Abbott Elementary is everything I have been missing since the office went off the air and I’m willing to stand by that statement. ❤️

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I do not recommend listening to the jaws theme while you study because now I am anxious for no reason. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I wanna hear just ONE of Nick Kroll’s pitches to Netflix. And do celebrities sign up before he has the idea or after? So many questions. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

@Jdi723 Exactly! You see the whole arc of Robin and Barney always being just a little off, and Ted always being the person Robin relies on. They both got everything they needed and then came back together.

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother, and while I think some of things in the show haven’t aged well, I think I like the ending a lot more now. 🤷‍♀️

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

My biggest flex is that I still could have gotten into FSU at the current median admissions requirements of applicants. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I broke up with my first ever boyfriend in seventh grade because I didn’t think he was good for my image…

But I was in band until I was 22, so I feel like I probably owe him an apology. 😅

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

After years of working at firehouse subs, I’ve learned my super power is being able to smell spicy mustard from across the room. 😂

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

I just started crying at my desk because Romantic Flight came on after I choose the playlist specifically for this song, thank you for asking. 😂

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Dr. Fauci, you're gonna have to be more specific.

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

Over ten years later and I still think the fairy tale episode of scrubs is one of the absolute best. “In the end, they were both idiots.” ❤️

[Chey Spurlock @ItsFlyToBeChey]

@owendanoff @bertkreischer Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of the absolute best and I am so proud of someone for being brave enough to say it. 😂