ItsjustLori

Still smart, funny, a smartass, and dirty-minded, I'm just college educated now.

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

@TMZ Jordyn was basically a backdrop to Kylie. Now roles are reversed and suddenly this happens. Hmm 🤔, is that publicity I smell.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me: has a lot to study and write

Also Me: ah yes it’s the perfect time to rewatch this show for the 5th time

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

A regifted secret Santa gift that you regifted someone last year #RejectedSecretSantaGifts

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays!

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

Goodbye 40 and a year of not forgetting my actual age.
Hello 41 and trying to remember if I'm 39 or 41.

Happy being pushed out of my mother's vagina day to me!

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

1. My adult child doesn't "got to get back to church"
2. Does it matter if my bio-dad is saved or not!? She asked for prayer so stop pushing god and start talking to your sky daddy

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

Facebook friends post #1..

Hey, it's my b-d month also. So all my NICE friends should give me $ because duh..I was born in June and I'm entitled to it.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Not bad, #DubNation 😎

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

Don't believe and it's been years since I've read the bible, BUT..pretty sure that whole "Thou shalt not judge" shit is still in there..just sayin.
Btw..thanks for the GOD DAMN encouragement about my final!!

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

#ImProudOfMyselfBecause
Unlike Dj Khalid's woman, I have a strict "You don't give, you don't recieve" policy.

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

#justsayin #themoreyouknow

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

God damn fucking Walking Dead!! Got me crying and shit...WTF! #TWD #season8

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

@AbshireJW

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

😂😂😂 College, ladies and gentleman, college. #BRILLIANT #goestomyschool #mypervertedsoulmate #whereheattho

[ItsjustLori @Itsher11]

#WhatLivesUnderMyBed I don't know but that fucker better stop trying to put my socks back on during the night

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

The Splash Brothers are the only two players in NBA history with at least 200 👌s in six straight seasons. 💦