Jake Carter

Is this a tweet?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

DOGE

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Nothing that happens tonight means anything.

Iron Mike is the baddest man on the planet.

[RedWolf🐺 @RedWolfMMA]

Just a reminder that the same year Jake Paul was born Mike Tyson was 31 years old, biting off ears, fighting Las Vegas police and producing one of the coldest fight pictures of all time 👀 praying we see this Iron Mike back for one more night 🙏👊
#PaulTyson

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Just don't tow anything... also, look for sunglasses with less cocaine on them.

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

@elonmusk The people of Brazil need a 1776 now to get their freedoms

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Said the billionaire from his island, his best attempt at human assimilation.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Alexandre de Moraes is an evil dictator cosplaying as a judge.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

You think kid rock is back on Bud Lite yet?

I dunno, she keeps me up at night.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

@montrae0902 Heaters.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Y'all so sensitive nowadays 😭

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

This is crazy. Opening your event by replacing Jesus and the disciples at the The Last Supper with men in drag. There are 2.4 billion Christians on earth and apparently the Olympics wanted to declare loudly to all of them, right out of the gate
NOT WELCOME

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

This cypher was GARBAGE like the last half-dozen minus our boy OT.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

That Mexican OT one of the few XXL Freshmen with a good freestyle this year, he snapped

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Man... Wide right again?

[ameervann @AmeerVann]

woof woof

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

@Not_the_Bee Wait, are we looking to charge minors with felonies?

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

@montrae0902 Ain't nobody ask about ol' girls butthole.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

@montrae0902 I bop like 10 sec of her shit at a time (though those 10 seconds are hype AF 🤣) Epitome of a tiktok rapper.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

I'd give my left arm to see ol Joe take Donny down with a double leg. #Debates2024

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Don't tell lies about me.

I won't tell truths about you.

_dot

W.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Pacheco runs like a kid trying on new shoes is my favorite take of the year. That's a W.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

Welp.

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

I despise Sean Strickland for his character. But, du Plessis has one move. Faint left, strong right. Zero chance he beats Strickland tonight.

[KC Current @thekccurrent]

History. Made.

Season Ticket Memberships are 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 for the first stadium built for a women’s professional sports team in the world‼️

@cpkcstadium | #KCBABY

[Jake Carter @itsJakey_]

3k has done more for hip hop than arguably anyone alive today. No, I don't plan on listening to an entire wordless album of tribal flute.

But, three stacks has earned the right to play whatever he damn well pleases.

The flute got something to say. #Andre3000