Jess

I’m just a girl, sitting on the couch, waiting for a boy to bring her a donut.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

RT by Monday, August 1 for a chance to win this #StrangerThings #LEGO set. I signed and added "DR. BRENNER" to the bottom because he seems to be missing from the set. I'll pick one winner and announce next #ModineMonday. Thanks and good luck! @LEGO_Group

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

I’ve hit the age when getting out of bed is sheer momentum and pure luck.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my LORD

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

Type the year you became a teenager in the gif bar and post it.
#random

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

I'd lick that!

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@Zak_Bagans Yes! We need some official rules. Can we also add that parents can’t ask for candy for their newborns?

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@Jchawes They lost me after the 2018 movie. She was preparing for his return and all she came up with was a room full of mannequins and a fire room?
She was better off just adding RING to all the doors.
#lookingfortrouble

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

How can I get the last 25 minutes of my life back? 😴 #UFCVegas38

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

“My name’s Louden, Louden Swain. Last week I turned 18. I wasn’t ready for it. I haven’t done anything yet. So I made this deal with myself. This is the year I make my mark.”

RETWEET & FOLLOW by 4/22 for a chance to win this signed Blu-ray of VISION QUEST! #wrestling 🤼‍♂️ 💪

[Swami Satchidananda @SwSatchidananda]

Marriage is not just two bodies that come together and sleep together. That’s not a marriage. You are wedded in your thinking. Marriage means oneness in mind and oneness in heart.

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@TeshaJackson @pattonoswalt LOL! The same person that would own up to Bugsy Malone. 😳

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

Feeling ALL THE FEELS today❤️🤍💙

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@CobraKaiSeries I need to get my hands on a Giraffe Venom Assoc. t-shirt ASAP 😂

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

Happy 25th anniversary to CUTTHROAT ISLAND 🏴‍☠️, released #OnThisDay in 1995. RETWEET by 12/31 at 12 midnight PST for a chance to win this autographed Blu-ray! I’ll pick one winner and announce in 2021! Good luck and happy holidays! ✌️

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@Elizbethperkins Lazaretto -Jack White

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

@danieldessinger No love for Innerspace? 😉

[Jess @ItsJessScholtz]

This😍

[Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff]

Filmmaker @JuddApatow and I have a message for every American:

Vote.

Register to vote. Make a plan to vote. And then vote.

And best of all, we were able to deliver that message leveraging my personal brand of comedy — subversive, yet relatable.

Vote:

https://t.co/ssworFFXGs

[Shaun T @ShaunT]

I’m literally trying to enjoy my night and then my friend texts me letting me know that @kanyewest is running for president! (No shade) but I seriously have no idea what’s happening in this universe! It is a MADHOUSE and it’s becoming reckless! There! I said it!