Alice

Coffee is what makes civilised life possible in these demanding times.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

Decency used to be a thing, right?

It was totally a thing.

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

Shhhh...there will be plenty of time for us to screw this up later.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@UnimpressedWU Don't use the thumbs up emoji

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@Q_Hamilton1 1 and 4

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@devtheory72 K

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@antoniiogarza21 No one is ok

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@antoniiogarza21 Holding you to this

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@QueenLeo_1 If anything I would think the bystander was being offensive.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@itz_cerdieyq @da_cool_cat 😂 😂 😂

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@PondHockeyPro South Africa says no.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

Don't let holding a grudge blacken your heart.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@devtheory72 Story of my life.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

Hi,

Dinner and supper are actually two different meals.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@sophiagtian I feel you. We were all there for that relationship.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever not left toast crumbs in the butter?

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

Killer bees are playing a far less significant role in my life than I expected as a child

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@REALAndyGibson This.

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@brucenyaruri @Kerichjoseah Yay me

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@IamDamilosky_ @Mzpimps1 Adding the all above option makes it a bit obvious

[Alice @ItsJustAlice_]

@xxMERE I'll take Nicki over Cardi any day but you can't call her trash for this. Nicki is trash for talking shit about her daughter. What did she expect???

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

*Awakens suddenly at 3:23 am, heart pounding and sick with dread at the realization that he had used "despite" when he should have used "in spite of".*