Kay.

The ‘K’ is for Kanyinsola

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Remember when the hyenas realised all the promises Scar made to them were lies, and he’d destroyed every semblance of normalcy and stability, so they turned around and ate him? Just pointing that out for absolutely no reason at all.

[✶ Not Rich Homie Quan🫩📚✶ @ganjiskhanum]

Reason I find nice men tedious is bc all their niceness is a performance hitched on your receptiveness,lack of which, they become sth different. I love me a decent man.He is who he is outside of your gaze.He might be extra sweet to you bc he likes you,but his base is decency.

[Technolojesus @VkBoit]

brother, this is AMOS (all meals one sitting)

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

I’m crying cause this is a very regular statement ? 😭

[Reeemz @ofreeemz]

None, I buy those slick AF Japanese pens from Amazon

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

I don’t know what men expect tall women to say when they tell us they’re intimidated by our height. Like, ok and? What an interesting piece of information right there. Congratulations? Sorry that happened? What are we supposed to say? 🫩

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

YALL WEREN'T THERE

[Daddy Zs @TheSeunOreks]

Unemployed in the diaspora? Walahi, you will see terrible things. 😭

[Habu Sadeik @HabuSadeik]

Funny that you have to do that gra gra otherwise, everyone will begin to think that you're a recruitment error😂

[zander 🇨🇦 @zandertoo]

not to be overly Canadian on the tl, but I’d take 15° weather over 35° any day

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Being a ring wearing girlie is hilarious because complete strangers will inspect your fingers and tell you how you're blocking your marriage blessings. What even is this logic????

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Am I a Black woman?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the machines generating 4K AI fruit videos

[Kay. @ItsKmama]

Every now and then, I get the random urge to get another degree… but with whose money? Certainly not mine.

[Kay. @ItsKmama]

I’m pretty sure a good plate of rice & peas with jerk chicken would cure whatever’s currently wrong with me. Too bad I’m in a city that doesn’t seem to believe in joy. 😔

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[Moe @Mochievous]

I think silence is golden. But I also think once in a while you need to remind people that you aren’t the one. Just once in a while, nothing too much.

[🥑 @Je_meema]

“Do you smoke?” No.
“Wow”…..Wow that what??????