Malena

31 she/her. Geriatric millennial. still figuring it out. Using this space since 2008. Congrats if you found it (yes, I’ve lied about having it).

[eve 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Why is every 1st inning from this series the most psychotic thing of all-time

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Chicago just finished a summer with the fewest murders since 1965.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I promise you, any concern or question you may have is easily CORRECTLY answered on Reddit from a post from like 2018.

[jon greenberg @jon_greenberg]

Tom Ricketts dumping a beer on Eddie Vedder. Only at Wrigley Field.

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

Cade Horton's back is sore from carrying the Cubs for the last two months.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[future @abdul_Quduus]

@Poo_Crave Me realizing I forgot my headphones for the afterlife 😭🎧

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

my mom says she can drop us off at the rapture if your mom can pick us up

[Ethan Wiles @Ethan_Wiles10]

Oh my god he took the baby to first base I’m gonna lose it😭

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

The jersey I’ll be retiring in… signed by all the patients we have visited over the years who were battling cancer. @Cubs @LurieChildrens

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

Maybe he's not but this is a dress rehearsal people

[michelle pfizer 🍉 @arshdhillonk]

this is the hope obama was talking about.

[Malena @Itsmalena]

5pm*

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8pm.

[Malena @Itsmalena]

I present the Grand Castle😂

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit

[Malena @Itsmalena]

rip to all the jet blue holidays that are now being cancelled because of the Coldplay concert because now they’re scared of getting caught.