Malloy Brickleberry

it's Malloy, that bear from #Brickleberry that you love. voiced by @DanielTosh. my humor's harsh, but deal with it. this is a parody.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Camel called, he wants his toe back.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Dear 2013, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there?"

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

That depressing moment when the person you hate is breathing.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Denzel: "Yo, why are those telephone poles so hairy?" Woody: "Those are trees, jesus."

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

I hate when im singing a song and someone corrects me..... Bitch what if I was freestyling..

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Some people just need a hug.. around their neck.. with a rope.

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

So who loved the premier?

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

I'm a nice guy :( http://t.co/4VEGoEy0

[Malloy Brickleberry @itsMalloy]

Welcome to Brickleberry! Take nature in and all of its majesty. http://t.co/tiS7garE