THEMarthaB

It's Martha betch #oneandonly

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What is a D-O-N-K

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Mess wit us #family #loyalty

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Apples make me burp

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I skipped around naked at my bachelorette party....... LAN I swear if you tweet that

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My haircut is called: the flirty, fall, flip!!

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I just don't see why these girls feel the need to crawl up the wall to do the twerk??

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"Meth and weed are just too much for me" -@LynnSanA

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I mean sorry I like to drive through chanticleer and honk

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IT'S TIME FOR MOMMY JUICE

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Are you snapgramming?!!

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You are a TURD

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All I want is to go out somewhere where they'll cook me whatever I want and I don't have to walk far. Is that too much to ask???

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Say hello 2 my BuBba😽💗

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Sarah, I'm going to need you to bring me some ice cream

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I feel like a mole... like emerging into the sun from my hole

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I can't do that I'm gimpy

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Tryna catch her ridin' dirtyy

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INSTAGRAM THA HELL OUT OF THAT

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Oh I got that a lot!

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Boys call cute girls "bad bitchez"??