Matthewwwwwwwwww

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Hope he slapped him

[Chelsea Empire @BalkanEmpire08]

John Obi Mikel's exact thoughts during the conversation.🖕Eghbali!

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Linked to a player whose had a “disastrous” spell in Saudi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Darwin Núñez has reached an agreement with Al Hilal’s owners to LEAVE the club this summer after a disastrous spell in Saudi Arabia. 🇺🇾💣

The striker wants to revive his career ahead of the 2026 World Cup, with Marcelo Bielsa said to be concerned about his situation and lack of minutes. 👀

Chelsea and Juventus are both interested in bringing the former Liverpool forward back to Europe.

(Source: El Observador)

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Only player in our squad to maintain a standard the last few months

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Joao Pedro: “Everyone needs to have a look at themselves, me included, I feel sorry for the fans, tomorrow we need to see what we can improve” (@SkySportsPL)

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Pretty good strategy to win a game that

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Rosenior says we need to go 1-0 up in a Football game to give ourselves a chance.

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

This is only 20% of the players who should be chopped 😭😭

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Wesley Fofana, Filip Jørgensen, Tosin Adarabioyo, Benoît Badiashile, Enzo Fernández and Marc Guiu are all seeking summer exits from Chelsea. 🥶😳❌

The club is prioritising the sale of a select few names first.

Garnacho is one of the players Chelsea are most desperate to offload ahead of the others, along with:

— Liam Delap
— Nicolas Jackson (on loan)
— Benoe Gittens

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Fuck off

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Rosenior : “ I want to thank the fans because they saw how hard the lads worked.” (@footballontnt) #CFC

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Another ex Brighton player the club have brought in 🤢

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Chelsea have hired Casper Ankergren in a temporary role. He is set to help train Robert Sanchez and Co on the grass until the end of the season as cover for a member of staff who is currently recovering from surgery. [@kierangill_DM]

https://t.co/cEjra01fVJ

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

I was waiting for the biggest bombaclart to come out

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

this new plumbing technology has saved many headaches for those in super old properties with super old drain pipes

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

I think we all know who this is 😭😭😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Guess who scored this goal against Swansea 🧐⁉️

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

😅😅😅😅 you’re having a laugh

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤔 Did Chelsea just sell their best winger to Arsenal?

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Selective with the “won a lot” narrative but every Utd player won more than any of the Arsenal player 😅😅😅😅

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Waaaait, what i have just watched here! 🤯👀

#MUFC #AFC

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

This guy will do anything but win something

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Mikel Arteta wants the tunnel cover REMOVED at the Emirates so that the roar of the Arsenal crowd will intimidate opponents more.

Right now the sound gets muffled.

(Source: @AFCFixtureNews)

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Bro, we’ve had a good window. Finish it off with a keeper or a centre back…. Not this bloke

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

@lpvxx The amount of lies is incredible 😅😅😅😅
His family is excited to move to Sunderland ay? Hmmmmmm

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Didn’t know a single player did he 😅😅😅

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

🤔 I'm excited to play alongside...

Finish the sentence with Granit Xhaka! 💬

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Store own brand at the self checkout and you good

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

There seems to be no limit to how much Americans can be ripped off

A dozen of donuts at Krispy Kreme has risen to $19.99. American says he will no longer buy them at this latest price increase

For reference, in 2016 an assorted dozen at Krispy Kreme was roughly $8 and change

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

On a level, why are two adults on this ride with no kid 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Dan @mylifeiswicked]

The Pleasure Beach Express @ BPB derailed 🤯 📷- @thethrillchasers

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

Defo off them perc 30s

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Don Toliver has been permanently banned from all aquariums after attempting to swim in the penguin exhibit, per sources.

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

The little slap on the cheek for goodwill 🪦🪦🪦

[Archives @CFCRetro]

Mikel takes out Martins 🇳🇬

[Matthewwwwwwwwww @ItsMattyDee1]

She kinda looks like chewbacca

[Burrito Belly 🌯 @ExposinChrisean]

What flirting with a girl who had 5 classmates all her life looks like