Flash Gordon

Agricultural Educator. My dogs name is Diesel. Not a country guy.

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Hard to find good help.

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Think I may have to sell out and get a job that pays and has work life balance now that I have a son 😜

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Following a McLaren home from my farm job praying the grindset virus doesn’t get on me ever

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“Rippin up the garden every time that I grow. My roots too deep like John Amos.” @smino is the king

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Just saw a cop buying a beta fish. Idk kinda weird.

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I gotta be honest w y’all I love Michael Phelps

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How can I test my dog for donkey brains?

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Just now realizing how bad Justin Bieber wants to sound like Keyshia Cole.

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U think ur slick

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Caught the cow that’s been missing for a week. Hail satan.

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Love being a farmer but if I had some free time I’d love it

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Lil bit Sam a lil bit Golem. Love a good potato but also love it raw n wiggling

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My beige flag is I’ll eat any sweets until I throw up

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Who made my nephew do this.

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There’s a lot to :) about in agriculture but today I’m mostly :(

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Skin to skin time w baby.

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Finally got a murder of crows to hang around the farm.

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@reallyuglyplant I used to work for his brother n thought the same thing lol

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@GordoSZN n @realparisprice link up dog it fred co or die