*swishing the load around in my mouth like a sommelier before gollying it into a spittoon*
"Your father........he wouldn't tolerate your foolishness for your beloved trainsets, did he?"
*Guy bursts out crying*
The core belief of Christianity is that there's an extremely powerful entity with an absolute right over your life and soul simply on account of Him being your Father and Lord and that the most moral thing you can do is grovel like a slave before this power or He'll torture you