Alex Escobedo

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[Alex Escobedo @ItsMeClassics]

Just so you guys know for future reference. There will be absolutely NO ALCOHOL at my wedding! Now you can't say you didn't know ahead of time.😊😊

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

brother that’s your trusted ally that’s your special forces

[PoorBoySin @AhmadSincerely]

Ngl if u older than this lil nigga and u watch him u need to be arrested and in jail ngl

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Lord no matter what I go through in life, pls don’t let me lose my front teeth.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

If dealers parking lots looked like this, they wouldn't be able to keep vehicles in stock:

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Alex Escobedo @ItsMeClassics]

@BaysideBebop Its nice having the grunts of pain sounds reduced and leaving no blood pools is such a game changer imo

[KINZA @KinzaTracks]

If the economy was in a better place I would buy this

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A farmer in Texas says he hasn't seen a single live calf born since a data center was built next to his property.

Only stillbirths since.

If that's happening to livestock what effects will it have on the people around it?

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Cutting someone off for not perceiving you correctly is valid.

[ㄗastor Ⲧupirani ꝇnsider @fachopxt]

Tinha uns caras que enfrentavam isso em 1500 pra ir atrás de tempero

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

A job that only allow 30 minutes for lunch is a red flag.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

tomorrow being monday pisses me off.

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

it’s mandatory i get alone time, or i start getting irritated & overstimulated

[Radec @realradec]

i assure you PS2 platformer trio, the sun will shine on you again

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

I miss when Powerade used to look like this.

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Teach yourself to not borrow money

[scar @imfat]

you’re about to get money for literally doing nothing

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

weed at 7am is different from weed at 7pm

[☆monicatmeow @enquilette]

Why is bhvr slowly putting less blood on prestige outfits