Danielle

A Mom & Candle Maker😊

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Took the kids to the park. My 3yr old runs up to me panting so hard says “mom, I’m so dehydrated.” Grabbed the water and ran off. We had only been there 2 mins. 😂 #momlife #tgif #parenting #funnykids #parentlife #funny

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

@TMobile With 5g I would take my family on a nice vacation to get away from the hustle and bustle of NYC.

#TMobileTuesdays #Thankiversary #contest

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Me: Come on time for bed.
My three year old: Hey Siri why is it night? I don’t want to go to bed.
#momlife #parenting #bedtime #HeySiri #funnykids #momhumor #toddlerhumor #HappyMonday #goodnight

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Life with a 3yr old boy....

Him: Mom guess what!
Me: What?
Him: Poop!
Me: **laughs**

#goodmorning #momlife #parenting #boymom #momandson #HappyMonday #MondayMorning

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

My kids want me to watch them do everything. They ask me to watch them do homework, watch them play on the iPad, watch them play in the playroom, watch them eat, etc. I’m going to start asking them to watch me sleep 😂. #momhumor #parenting #parentinghumor #toddlerhumor #momlife

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

6AM this morning...

My 3yr old: Look mom! (Does ninja moves)

Me: Good job Dan

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

#candle #Candles #candlelovers #momlife #shopsmall #bliss #blissfultweets #beautiful #photography #photographylovers

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Me: Come on girls put the food in your belly so you can get dressed for school!

My 6yr old: Um mom, food doesn’t actually go into your belly, it goes into your stomach which is inside of your belly.

#schooldays #momlife #parenting #kids #kidhumor #humor #goodmorning

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Check out our “Candy” candle @ https://t.co/1nPy8OOwa5. It has a crisp citrus and tropical blend you will definitely enjoy! 
#candy #tropicalvibes #Tropical #sweet #citrus #beautiful #candle #candles #candlelover #girlsnight #datenight #love #red #bliss #BlissfulTweets

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

#bliss #golden #candle #candles #peace #photography #weekendvibes #SaturdayVibes #datenight #relaxing #peace #shopsmall #happy

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

My 4yr old: Mom can I have an apple?
Me: Sure! Go ahead and grab one.
My 4yr old: But mom can you get it because my leg is broken.
(Here leg is perfectly fine)

#momlife
#parenting
#friyay
#funnykids
#humour
#momhumour
#toddlerhumor
#kidhumor
#laugh

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

#candles #candle #candlemaker #SmallBusinesses #SmallBusiness #shop #shopsmall #shopsmallbusiness #bliss #golden

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Me: Do you want mommy to bring you something back from the store.
My 3yr old: Yes, please bring me some poop.**laughs**
Me:🤦🏾‍♀️

#momlife #thethingskidssay #funnykids #kidhumor #lifeasaparent #parenting #ToddlerLife #humor #momhumor #parentinghumor

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Check out my website https://t.co/1nPy8OOwa5 ! Handmade candles by me 😊. #Candles #ValentinesDay #valentines #vday

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

My 6yr Old: Thanks for being the best mom and adopting us.
Me: You weren’t adopted
My 6yr old: Oh... Well thanks for giving birth to us 🤷🏾‍♀️

#parenting #parenthood #momlife #parentlife #humor #parentingtoday #thingskidssay

[Danielle @ItsmeDanieDee]

Me: Did you put oranges all over the sofa?
My 2yr old: Yep, that was definitely me.
#Parenthood #momlife #parenting #humor #lifewithkids #parentingbelike #funnykids #dealingwithtoddlers #momjokes #smartkids