Gary Wright

A very stable genius. Beagle dad. 57 varieties of snark on tap. I use, too many, commas.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

I mute a lot of promoted tweets and ads in my timeline. Muting an ad for a hearing aid had to be the most ironic muting yet.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@kinky_horror @Yo_Teach1 Those ellipses are...the only thing keeping me sane right now!

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@MeTV For some reason, I've only seen this film once. Glad you're airing it, because I remember it fondly.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

Seriously, without hearing it said out loud, "Infyr" reads to me as "Inferior."

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@horrormuseum I caught a bit of this just last night on Pluto Horror. Had not seen it in years. Kevin Bacon is excellent as always.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

Not just "no" but "FUCK NO" you incel NAZI/MAGA racist fucks! Now that I've shared this, I'm promptly blocking you, and calling out Twitter once again as a fascist cesspool for selling an ad such as this.

[City Utilities @cityutilities]

Spotted at the Fellows Lake Marina floating wetland! 👀 Say hi to our resident heron and a very dedicated mother duck. She’s currently nesting 6–8 eggs right on the wetland. 🦆 Please enjoy from a distance & help us give these feathered friends the peace and quiet they deserve

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Chuck Mangione, the fluegelhorn-playing hitmaker who helped create the genre known as “smooth jazz,” is dead at 84. https://t.co/kuUIBwjX6R

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

Oh, hey @Skydance. This is because of your caustic merger with @CBS (and neutering of @CBSNews, canceling of @StephenAtHome, kow-towing to Trump, etc.). @netflix, you may be next on the list, just because of this ad.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@jemelehill More like 10 years for me, but YouTube TV put it front-and-center on my homescreen so I checked it out. Damn!!

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@Eric_Schmitt @NPR

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@EW I saw the trailer preceding "Superman" yesterday, and it looked surprisingly (to me) entertaining. Very gratifying to see that Jamie Lee Curtis is still getting frequent work. Hollywood can be so cruel to it's older actresses.

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@NotablePhotos She was in Penthouse and Playboy?

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Now THAT'S advertising!

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

THE PURGE creator James DeMonaco has teased that a fan favorite character is returning for the sixth film in the franchise, which has now officially been written. https://t.co/GqNYRix8e6

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

Springfield Missouri Tonight!

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

A supreme waste of time.

[News-Leader @springfieldNL]

Former golfer turned broadcaster and author will headline MSU's Public Affairs Conference https://t.co/hEtTAD1clE

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

@ATRightMovies

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

If you take food and medical care away from people who depend on it, you are killing them. Tell Jesus about your pro-life party.

https://t.co/TGfv3tbjJK

[Gary Wright @ItsMeGaryLee]

"There was only supposed to be one!!" @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn