Rick Grimes

I'm Rick Grimes from TWD / My wife was a wh*re & my son tells me to shut up. Parody account, nothing to do with AMC®

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Spaghetti tuesday.

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Smoking hot!

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That face.

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WHAT'S YOU PROBLEM HERSHEL?! YOU CAN'T MOVE SPAGHETTI TUESDAY TO A WEDNESDAY!

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I gave Carl his gun back so he could shoot himself.

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Tyreese gives hammer time a whole different meaning.

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Tyreese you crazy!

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Fuck bein' a cop, I'm a boxer!

[Rick Grimes @ItsmeRickGrimes]

My guess in what Daryl did before the apocalypse is: Waiter at a McDonalds.

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Well shit Michael Myers is following me... @MyersKills

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You will be missed...

[Rick Grimes @ItsmeRickGrimes]

Classic me.

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How did I learn how to farm? Farmville of course!

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Yeah who?

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We are growing guns at the prison.

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Bitches be like: What are the three questions?

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Is that a helmet on Carl's head or is it his hair?