Meta Knight

I lurk in the shadows of the internet, then strike when you least expect it.

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@itsmetaeyeon Are people confusing us? Becuz we are not related.

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It's Kirby's 20th birthday they say. I'm ready to slice cake. Or Kirby. Whatever happens first. @HikaruChan7

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Some people are confusing my name with some other random stuff from Asia or whatever. #dahell

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@HikaruChan7 I lost my sword. I think Kirby ate it.

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@HikaruChan7 I heard that Kirby has been "tryin it".

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@HikaruChan7 someone referred to me as Kirby's #frenemy. Like seriously, wtf?

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@iplatonov u want me to follow u, but I don't understand ur russian tweets. what do I do? #metaissues

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@Jaroda_Azur you look familiar.

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@HikaruChan7 have u seen Kirby? We need to have a little chat. And by chat I mean slashin' his puffy mug off.

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The good thing is, this aint no yarn shit.

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New Kirby game coming out, I'm involved somehow.

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@ninboy I once found a wild Ditto, and it tried to morph into me. Sadly for him, his "mask" and "sword" were just blob. #notfierce

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There's nothing epic about yarn, bitch.

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@HikaruChan7 i walk like dis' cuz i can back it up

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@HikaruChan7 I heard Kirby is going all yarn and stuff. How lame is that lolololol

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@abnermalfx my sword is bigger than urs

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@just_mills you twippin? #ghettotweet

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@HikaruChan7 I heard you are into pink suckers. They happen to be my bitches. I vacuum my furniture with #Kirby.

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STFU Timbo wannabe @rodjoh

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I ain't dead ho! #enguarde