Tanka Jahari

I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.

[Walker @SzczWalker]

DC metro stations be like: Senator Heights-National Monument

New York subway stations be like: 53 St

Boston T stations be like: Blooble

[々 @ayospawned]

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

they got tired of people saying his tie looked like a little body

[Lily @TaigaLily_]

So the entire family can have a cup holder, keep up Skylar

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Such a specific choice

[layan @wiingsinmotion7]

Hey did you know that your microwave gives you cancer and your ac gives you cancer and your car gives gou cancer and the airfryer gives you cancer and your phone gives you cancer and your oven gives you cancer and your frying pan hives you cancer and your food gives you cancwr

[mads @m4dder4ll]

One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription

[Tanka Jahari @ItsMikulas]

@MissLynnetteH

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

yesss girl stay in ur room all day and isolate urself until u dont have energy for basic communication anymore

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

Meanwhile at Denver Airport: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking... we're currently number 70 in line for departure." 😅
Nearly all outbound flights are departing from Runway 16R.

[Leroy the Elk @LeroyTheElk]

doing my civic duty

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst