Nati 🇩🇴

everything will kill you, so choose something fun

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

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[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Lisa Vanderpump basically creaming over Blake Griffin on live TV was not on my bingo card

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

“Tight pussy gyal calm down yuhself” is one of the most unhinged intros to a song ever, even for a Jamaican.

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

WFH really makes me forget I need this check my gas before I just drive off 🫠

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

How tf my keyboard get Capp from vsop???

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

I don’t think I should’ve had a glass of Capp already, cus now im ready to sleep & I still gotta jump on a zoom call at 4 🥴

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Ben Affleck got all the tias salivating with all his Spanish in that new movie 🤣

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Living in a lonely wooooorld

[Nerd Nash @NerdAtCoolTable]

You just a small town girl

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Jouvert is not for the weak, holy shit I am tired 🥹

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

That’s that booty meat!

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

@ALLAHPREME I will gladly wait for the guest bathroom to be free like a peasant please.

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Please do not tell me to use your master bedroom bathroom if there is an oz of coke, a spoon & a scale just sitting there nonchalantly

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Also….how dumb can you be ma’am?

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Shows like Netflix’s “not a stranger” make me wonder why more women don’t kill their husbands?

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

But THANK GOD for wfh cus I can just walk to my backyard and regulate in the sun

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Why am I already overstimulated at 9:47am?

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

I am not about this life

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

It’s Friday, I just got paid and my Amex Uber Eats credits just dropped…..looks like I’m ordering breakfast and a bottle of champagne this gloomy morning 😬

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

I really do not like when married women try to put down single women…..and I say this as a married woman.

[Nati 🇩🇴 @ItsNatiB]

Tell me it’s the time of the month without telling me it’s that time of the month🥴