Nafen

1. be rootin

2. be tootin

[Nafen @ItsNotNathanH]

Me: Says funny joke but nobody hears it.
Person: steals it and says joke again but louder.
Everybody: laughs.
Me: Hey wtf was that.
Person: https://t.co/atMixXRKKn

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Ash Wednesday is more important anyway

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Fucking hate #valentines day

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Please stop wearing Thrasher t-shirts if you don't even listen to them

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Sometimes I look back at the tik toks I send people and think how lucky they are to have a friend with as good a sense of humour as me

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Had to cancel cinema tickets cause of it. I'd look too sad if I went on my own this week.

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@kelly_watsonx @lilxinvis Lies

[Tay Road Bridge @tay_road_bridge]

No restrictions on bridge.

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Nothing screams trash like having your photo and happy birthday sellotaped to a roundabout

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It's shite eh

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I think my trust issues started with revels

[Flea @flea333]

Been in a midlife crisis since I was 17

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@gregor_jones @ScottishPatterr Didn't know Elton John was workin at Wimbledon? x

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Conga lines are not as big a part of my life as I thought they would be x

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Honestly I'd shag whoever is in charge of my @Spotify daily mixes, they are spot on x

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Me after lockdown on my way to get a booth at spoons before the new 18 year olds get there x

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Aye same here

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Feel like pure shit all I want is a trip to the big Tesco at night

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Fucksake just call it Rugby x

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Might just give up on life and buy a velcro wallet

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I'm going to have to buy #LynxAfrica for myself this year and I'm not fucking happy about it. Shite Christmas.

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Spotify recap is all I've got left to look forward to this year so it better be a belter