Simon

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Paris 2024: athletes parade was ruined by doing it on boats and not in a stadium.
Milan 2026: athletes parade is ruined by not having any athletes in the stadium
#Olympics2026

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

I've resisted for the last 2-3 weeks, but today I've had my first mince pie of the season

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Summer is over, back to school.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Kestrels used to be known as ‘windfuckers’.

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Next time I hope MORE MPs think about what is in the interest of their constituents and vote accordingly. I say the same to all parties, stop the threats of removing the whip, etc. The public vote for an MP they want to represent them, let them be represented.

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

4 MPs were suspended by @Keir_Starmer for voting in the interests of their constituents. That is what they are in parliament to do. The dictatorial behaviour by @UKLabour of "vote how we tell you to, or else" does not belong in a democracy, or the UK. #Politics

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

. #IsItOK that we still require those with disabilities to do the most for assistance? Why are so many "accessibility options" so inaccessible? @TheLastLeg

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

@TheLastLeg When the amputees are removing their prosthetics before the event, surely the "hokey cokey" is the only option.
🎵You put your left leg in ...
#Paratunes @TheLastLeg

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

I enjoy #Wimbledon finals to be close, but this masterclass by @carlosalcaraz is great to watch

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Hey @YodelOnline Your parcel tracking has been saying since 5/July that you have my parcel. Any chance I might have it?

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Rishi Sunak has RESIGNED as Tory leader.

Wonder if he’s booked flights to California yet 🤔

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

I've just been told "it was Alice, her name"
The only response I had to that was: "Alice? Who the f### is Alice?"

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Donald Trump seeks advice from an old friend as the Stormy Daniels hush money trial gets underway.

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

I mustn't be on earth. I use my eyes and can see more than what is being "seen" on that screen

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

It’ll eventually be impossible for humans to compete against Tesla AI Vision bc no human on earth can see all the things my Tesla sees

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

@TewkesburyBCgov Does post 9 mean that it will become a unitary council or won't become one. It's confusing with the statement on "becoming unitary" then saying it's name only

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

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[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Hey @AmazonUK What is it you are trying to hide?

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Hey Amazon, I don't have any old children only young ones. Do you think it's still suitable for me? #TRANSLATION

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

When the scammer is too stupid to remove the iPhone default signature 🤦‍♂️

[Simon @ItsNotRightNow]

Food for thought: In over 837 hours of #StarTrek, dozens of hours of space battles: the loss of artificial gravity accounts for less than 30 minutes of screen time, is significant in only one plotline and never fails during battles (but lifesupport had failed many times!)