M!key🇰🇪

Mechanical engineer//
Nature lover.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

😂😂😂

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

It's evident if the penalty incident where Mosquera escaped a second yellow didn't happen, Timber wouldn't take part in that final at all but you have folks on here chatting about how Arteta should've brought him on earlier.

Gutted for him to miss out on the world cup but at least he gets to rest and recover fully for next season.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

1-0 France.

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL MICHAEL OLISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SCORES THE REBOUND OF DEMBELE'S SHOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BAYERN MUNICH STAR SCORES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇫🇷💫

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Somoina umingle na sisi poors uku twitter kama wale coolkids walikua wanatufuata chuom ya Keg wakishtuka vile watu wanaishi ivi.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua has been awarded KSh 50 million in damages, payable by the Senate.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jurrien Timber, out of the World Cup as he’s not recovered from a groin injury.

Dutch defender will be out and Lutsharel Geertruida replaces him. 🔃🇳🇱

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

We may have lost the battle, but we SHALL win the WAR!

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 @SamWallaceTel:

Arsenal sack experienced head of medical Dr Zafar Iqbal. Decision comes as surprise to training ground staff. 🩺

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Next season picha za ndovu zitakuwa na premier league trophy hapo kando ya ndovu. Get used to it.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Alafu ball ya World cup upate inafavor longshots kama Jabulani, Fede Valverde would cook.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: José Mourinho has made it clear to Real Madrid that the team's biggest weakness is the defense.

Jose told the club that they need to sign one more top center-back after Ibrahima Konate.

— @marca

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

🚨 @David_Ornstein on Arsenal’s transfer plans,

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

If there is any sitting president who is beatable, it is Ruto - Governor Natembeya

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇳🇱 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Jurrien Timber is MISSING the World Cup due to injury!

[Eric @amerix]

10 Sex Tips for MEN:

1. Always be on top. Never allow her to be on top in whatever circumstances.

2. Don't lick the perineum.

3. Don't switch off lights.

4. Progressive overload. Sex is an artful skill, just like lifting weights. It gets better with time.

5. No pornography.

6. Use a condom if you do not want a baby or if she is not married to you.

7. Never trust any woman during sex, including your wife.

8. Don't rush to ejaculate. Enjoy the orgasm, but don't ejaculate.

9. Push the orgasm across your spine into your brain, but don't ejaculate.

10. Embrace semen retention.

#MasculinitySaturday

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

You cannot arrest a former CJ just like that
That is a former president of the Judiciary
Its like arresting a former head of state.

RUTO MUST GO !!

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

High Court rules public participation was not required in Kindiki’s nomination and installation as Deputy President

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Rigathi Gachagua should be allowed to be on the ballot.