Andrew!

[Brittany Hubler @brittlynn17]

Hit on at a gas station by a cute guy with manors! :) #bonus

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Dear people (women) attending Breaking Dawn at midnight.... THIS is why you're alone every other night at midnight.

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

7 more hours until I'm done for the day! #WednesdaysSuck #ProcrastinationChampion #JackMySwag #WhatWouldJesusDo

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Creepin' time! #ClassyFrankSinatra

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@brittlynn17 What about the #tiara?

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@LiliannaBagnoli @dcow90 No, we learned that Nick did. #Again

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@dcow90 No! Maybe you would have earned that point!

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

No point earned? #DrinkLessResponsibly

[Lilianna Bagnoli @LiliannaBagnoli]

Debate tonight! #ExcitedTweet @grecobri @ItsOnlyAwkward @Alex_Sharfman

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Alcohol run? No. #CliffBars

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@LiliannaBagnoli @Alex_Sharfman #BadFreshmen #NotAtLFA #LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

I <3 YOU, LFA #TomatoD

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@LiliannaBagnoli Then stop working. Problem solved! #WhatWouldJesusDo

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Still no plot? #5DsTomfoolery

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Lesbian implications in card games? How Grinnellian! #5DsTomfoolery

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Bad French accents and roads magically appearing in oceans for the sole purpose of children's trading card games! #5DsTomfoolery

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

Card games versus a truck! And the truck won! A new plot twist! #5DsTomfoolery

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

@brittlynn17 Thank you for reminding me! #fucklaundry

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

The Republican debate was full of insightful and valid points addressed succinctly by all involved. #OnlyOnOppositeDay

[Andrew! @ItsOnlyAwkward]

MMMMMM!!!!!! Stale out takes cookies! My favorite! @grecobri