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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

DIY stands for Do Ing Yourmom

[Johnny Zipbomb 🍉 @JohnnyZipbomb]

@catwheezie Made in like 15 seconds but peak

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

Anyone have any similar images to this?? Like same vibes, aesthetic...Pls share them in the replies i'm making a collections. (Cats optional)

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

when the wipe takes longer than the shit >>>

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

that had to have been the longest award show ever

they had so many honorable mentions

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

im fucking doomscrolling on linkedin 😭😭😭😭

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

i cant believe they celebrated his death

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

cheerful girl with a bubbly personality: Sarah Tonin

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

love thy neighbor?
my neighbor is a woman. that's gay 🤢🤢🤢🤢

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

europe be like: celsius 232.778 by ray bradbury

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

99% of tossers and turners quit before finding the perfect position

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

"these people dont look happy here", you're one to talk

projection used to be more subtle. just go to therapy lil sis

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

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[Livestream Fails @LSF_Forwarder]

#amouranth @Amouranth explains there's nothing wrong with the Nazi's deporting undesirables.

[𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘢 ໒꒱ @cospyra]

by age 20 you should have:

- joined a discord you don’t talk in
- a video game you spent too much money on
- an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
- a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

pro tip: if you get your head stuck in a microwave, don't yell for help. you will rupture your eardrums

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

BREAKING: The next Luigi's Mansion game will feature the ghost of a CEO.

[onteia @ItsOnteia]

mike hawk tuah

[tarutrit @tarutrit]

i went to the dork contest. idk who won i was reading a book