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[parker cash @itsparkercash]

@KarrunV These are green goblins 💴

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

I know people are addicted to chaos, because when I speak politely, I get ignored. But once I start talking crazy, they’re all ears.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i’ll tell you for free: there’s an insane level of confidence that comes from knowing money is never your problem.

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Turns out that child who could sit and read a 500-page fantasy novel in a single afternoon without moving, eating, or hearing their parents call their name, but took six hours to finish a simple three-sentence homework assignment, wasn't choosing when to behave. They were just experiencing their very first intense, dopamine-fueled hyperfixation spikes.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[d1 yapper @sexyandsadity]

Treat everyone like they wearing a wire

[Hetty ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

If I hired a pet sitter for my cat and they let it out and it got killed by coyotes. And then they texted me saying that “I prayed about it and I’m at peace”. I would be on they ass for 30 days and 30 nights. It’s no fucking way in hell lmfao

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[BRICK BY BRICK @aincomeinvestor]

I’m begging you to please watch this scene.

Executively produced by the Obamas btw.

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

At a certain point you have to recognize that your government is at war with you.

[6IX66 @iammorrigannoir]

WHY ARE YALL BOOING HIM??? HE’S RIGHT! YALL HOES DONT HAVE STRUCTURE AND HATE BEING CALLED OUT FOR IT

[Mikey Rocks @SirMichaelRocks]

Dog it feel like this nigga been the president for 12 years now

[reece @wannabereece]

end up like this

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

“The only way out is through” - Robert Frost

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.