@WhyChrisBrain We had outdated Woman's Day magazines. I learnt so much about the love life of the 1995 stars of Shortland Streets while waiting for the doctor to tell me I'm faking it to get a day off school
90 percent of parenting is telling your kid what is and isn't a breakfast food and then eating a piece of cake the second they walk through the school gate
Spent the night in hospital because of Covid. They needed a urine sample and after the test the absolute gem of a nurse said "your wees looks good. You've got good looking wees."
So really just taking this opportunity to brag about a much needed self esteem boost.
Genuine question do the police roster who gets a shield
Or is it case by case basis
"David you got shit thrown at you so you can have a shield tomorrow... No the shield won't come back if you do a spinny throw. Anyone pretending to be the cap gets a 3 week shield ban"
On the tag of my cap it says "I used to be a bottle!" Okay settle the fuck down Optimus we were all something else once - like I used to have a hairline and now your job is to act as a toupee without the stigma