Remy

38, they/them, absolutely lost my shit over queer pirates and haven't recovered. phoestiel on AO3

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@keivnii E U G E N E I need you to knownky voice cracked AT LEAST TWICE as in a spelling to @CatharaFox about this

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@Meomyr777 So? The change room attendant saw me in this and she was like 😍😍😍 OMG SO PRETTY. And another customer, older than me, pink hair, told Jacky "the first one. That one. [They] look *great* in it. Wow."

I felt powerful

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

Sometimes you go out to dinner with the actual Jack to.your actual Iz, and you Accidentally Femme Iz. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ (prounous are still he/they, even in femme clothes bye)

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@keivnii E U G E N E. DONT MAKENME SUFFER LIKE THIS

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

Fic, you say? Hm. Hmmm.

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@SpcCadetGlowAO3 Thanks for sharing. We are all devastated, he was such a force of love in our lives.

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

Someone actually wrote this fic? I want to read but cannot write it

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

Scene prompt: CJ, drunk and trying to get Izzy's attention, asks Izzy if he likes his shirt. Izzy, annoyed and maybe a little bit into Jack against his will, says yes. Jack takes it off and throws it at Iz. Says "you can have the shirt off my back, baby."

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

So he does. He wears it as a sleep shirt. He wears it when he's feeling a little down. He starts wearing it a lot. And every time Jack sees it, he grins. Doesn't say anything, but smiles like the fucking idiot he is.

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

Anyway they have really kinky sex and get married. Idk. CJ loves Iz. Iz loves CJ. And Ed us the best mam, but it's nit clear whose side he's on. And that's okay, bc CJ loves Iz, and Iz loves CJ. the end, we all love dad
Bye

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

OK FIC WRITER FOLKS. ABOTHER IDEA. PKS WRITE THIS FOR NE BC I CANNOT

CJ finds Izzy hot, bit Iz finds him mostly annoying. Over a number of years, Iz gets used to CJ's bullshit, and thebsort of.. likes it?

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

CJ does. And while he's waiting for Iz to calm down, he's petting J's hair and telling him it's alright. CJ is stunned and wants more of it. His supervisor doesn't care a long as the work is getting done, which it is.

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@KizzyMeowMeow I MEAN. Y E A H

[Remy @ItsPhoeBou]

@SpcCadetGlowAO3 YOU GET IT