Henry Mzera

Nonconformist. To whom much is given, much will be required.
Standup comedy writer and performer.

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

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[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

Carrick must have signed off on this. Wow.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

We have a Game 6!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Scott Foster has been named crew chief for Knicks' potential NBA Finals clincher vs. Spurs in Game 5 👀

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

Never believe anything (in politics) until it has been officially denied. Otto von Bismarck strikes again.

[Ministry of Health @MOH_Kenya]

“I want to assure the country that, as of today, Kenya has not recorded any Ebola case.” — Hon. Aden Duale, Cabinet Secretary for Health.

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

It's over.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Knicks vs. Spurs in Game 4:

- Spurs set Finals record for 3PM in a half
- Spurs set Finals record for largest halftime road lead
- Knicks outscore Spurs 26-14 in 3Q
- Knicks rip off 20-4 run in 4Q to cut lead to 4
- Brunson 3PT over Wemby cuts it to 1
- Hart smokes layup; would've given Knicks the lead
- Wemby misses 2 FTs
- Brunson floater gives Knicks first lead with 1:22 in 4Q
- Castle makes 2 (more) clutch FTs
- Fox loses the game
- Blocked by OG
- Alvarado attempts to get a backcourt violation
- OG game-winning putback on Brunson's miss
- Hart gets the stop to end it

New York pulls off the largest comeback in NBA Finals history.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CBK released an interview with former CBK Governor Micah Cheserem.

Some of the Key points to note:

— He says banks “wanted to kill” M-Pesa
— He says he ordered burning of thousands of exchange-control documents (about 47 truckloads)

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

*two on Wednesday night

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE ALIEN LANDS AT MSG 👽

WEMBY AND THE SPURS WIN ONE IN NEW YORK 😳

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

@Maevesherryl1 😂😂😂

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

it would b funny as hell if spurs won 2 at the garden

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

The run is over.

[JuaCali @juacaliGenge]

New York Knicks want it more…. If Wemby doesn’t wake up Spurs are in big trouble!!!! #nba

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The French cut off the head of their King and Queen for arrogance of a level much lower than that exhibited by Aden Duale in Parliament today. We are tolerating a lot of mediocrity and abuses from our elected leaders in Kenya.

[Droid @droid254]

Why do you even bother

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

United titles winning teams have a Darren Fletcher.

[Spencer Mossman @fc_mossman]

🇧🇷 Éderson's data in 30 seconds

- should raise the floor, not the ceiling
- jack of all trades, master of none; seriously, very few holes in his game, but also zero traits where he's clearly a top 5 midfielder at doing XYZ
- probably his best attributes are his ability to "stabilize" - high lateral pass rate, success rate; final 3rd entries
- solid out of possession but isn't a dueling demon or "be everywhere" midfielder
- UCL physical data is high level for top speed, sprint volume vs. midfielders, total ground coverage is lower (two season sample) so he's more of a "picks his spots to burst" type, which aligns to the above point

Overall a very solid player, but not exceptional. A ~€35m midfielder considering age, level, ability to eat minutes, do dirty work for others to shine, but has no game-breaking traits.

Would make sense for Utd to bring in it a reasonable price considering they're likely buying multiple midfielders this window, and he's the kind of player that compensates for a midfielder with big strengths but big weaknesses too.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Hi @NPSOfficial_KE I did something you ought to read.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

@SirAlexas @MaggietheMezzo Wako na file yake kubwa sana hana budi

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

@kenyanpundit @gich99 There's some tabulation Sen @OkiyaOmtatah did, it's a no-brainer in terms of needs and actual resource allocation that no one in KK sees and hears. Tone deaf

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

What if the money going into ugly affordable housing that has low uptake was instead going into expanding public school infrastructure?

[NBA @NBA]

🏆 MONDAY'S FINAL SCORES 🏆

The @nyknicks win their 11th straight game, secure their 2nd consecutive 4-0 series win, and advance to the NBA Finals for the 1st time in 27 years!

Karl-Anthony Towns: 19 PTS, 14 REB, 2 STL, 2 BLK, 3 3PM
OG Anunoby: 17 PTS, 7 REB, 2 STL
Landry Shamet: 16 PTS, 4 3PM
Mikal Bridges: 15 PTS, 5 AST

[Henry Mzera @itsRAMZE]

😂😂😂😭😭

[Beeru @Beeruzie]

As my final act of failure I will get a PHD