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@LiamBoyles @VeryHelpers “Purchased an item”

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@TicketmasterCS tried getting creamfields tickets this morning and the page kept asking me to accept terms and conditions again and again, never got the tickets but had a Klarna payment for them taken out my account?

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@MooreH23 They’re all feminists and vegans

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@moore_watson @khloekardashian Working my way through - I’ll pretend to be Todd Kraines if it gets me through

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@khloekardashian @moore_watson come London soon please x

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@LiamBoyles Lucky there’s enough room to move

[Pons @Ponsonby_Ben]

Whenever someone says they’re going for a few on a Friday n they ent booked

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Get me to a fucking pub.

[sam @ItsSammmm]

I’ve been looking forward to Friday all week, cracked open the spiced rum and now I’m at home listening to Ndubz greatest hits pissed and alone in my room. This lockdown needs to fucking end 🙄🙄🍺🍺

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There’s a thin line between dad bod and fat cunt, and I seem to be far far over that line currently after all these lockdowns 👀👀👀

[sam @ItsSammmm]

Owl City - Fireflys or Gotye - Somebody I Used To Know makes me want to kick a puppy and an old lady at the same time

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@LiamBoyles 🎻🎻

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@MooreH23 Sorry, top 16.

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I didn’t even have a fucking Bebo page until year 8

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@MooreH23 Put me in your Top 10 Friends please x

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Another five hours on my leg sleeve today and I’m not exaggerating when I say I think I’ll need a wheelchair tomorrow 😶💉

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Cash me outside how bow dat??

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I hope everyone has a great day ✌🏼

[sam @ItsSammmm]

I am never there when you call or on time

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@husseybyname She looks like the one from American Horror Story and I can’t unsee it