Sarah

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nostalgia is a lying ass bitch, she will convince a time in your life was amazing when it was actually awful. live in the present baby, create better times with what u have right now.

[hanna @hannaemilyy]

hand sanitizer that smells like a doctors office and not tequila is now considered a luxury good

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

u can’t last 30 seconds in bed with your wife

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

[Shakira @jodecicry]

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[YSAC @Yousuckatcookin]

You don’t have to let yourself spiral out of control. You can let yourself stripe, polka dot, or zigzag out of control. You got this

[Dr. Daniel Lee 💯 @danielwaynelee0]

Should California expunge all marijuana arrests?

Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇

[Brerp ➡️ @BranDrawsThings.bksy.social @Bran_the_Onion]

4 am flashback to that one person who glued rocks and crystals to their steering wheel airbag effectively making a claymore that points directly at their face and chest

[Julia Wilde @Julia_SCI]

Delete instacart

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

As a CEO, people keep telling me to "keep politics out of business." If we did that, we'd still have:
*Slavery
*Child labor
*Women banned from work
*Mandated 80-hour weeks
*No minimum wage
*No holidays, vacation days or sick time

"Stop the politics" means "keep the status quo."