SLIM.KE

I believe in Hustle I don't fuck with luck. ONLY THE GAME CAN TEACH YOU THE GAME🫵🏿 ⚽️@manUtd

[SLIM.KE @ItsSlimKe]

This is just market competition but they couldn't have touched our own Njugush. He pays bills through his acc bana...
Dembe lets go and rescue him before the police get to him
#Njugush

[BIGFISH🐠 @osumo_brad]

Na huyo mtu huchoma Gikomba si siku moja aamke tu na afukuze hao watu cha lazima badala ya kuwachomea mzigo kila asubuhi

[baby🍀 @shalomdfirst]

When a man is obsessed with you, your body will never know peace🥺😭

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

This Video is only 12 minutes but it is going to save your life!

Translate this into every local language!

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Nimerealise Kukula kwa Hoteli as a bachelor ni easier & cheaper than kujipikia, ukichezea Ugali managu kshs 60 for lunch, Na Ugali matumbo kshs 80 for supper. Alafu ulenge breko you will only use kshs 140 per day for food. Kujipikia ni stress juu unaosha vyombo na Gas inaisha.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya is a very huge circus!

Caller: I think I am dead

Responder (Police: Why do you think you are dead?

Caller: Moyo ilikuwa inafanya WANTAM! WANTAM! Sahii inafanya TUTAM! TUTAM!”

Haha!

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mimi hugotea madem warembo instead of hugging them , just to humble their egos. Huwa waona kila mtu anataka hug🥴

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

Kuna jamaa aliambiwa ati bro wake huwa anadoz na wife wake while he's away. So he travelled overnight from Nairobi without telling the wife akafika kwake kitu 2am. Alipata tu watoto ndio wako kwa nyumba wakamfungulia. After like 30 mins his brother came knocking, he opened the door wakapatana macho kwa macho but he claimed ati amesikia pikipiki ikipita so akajua ni ndugu yake amefika. He assumed the story wakaketi kuongea kidogo. After like 20mins another knock on the door, mlango kufunguliwa, the Wife ndio anaingia akiwa escorted with another Man. Hapo sasa mambo iliwaka and people are nursing serious injuries as we speak. Earth is hard guys 😢 💔

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The ghosts of June 2024 are still haunting Ruto daily. Personally, I had not even realised June 25th is already next week until I saw him ranting at some public event like a man fighting memories in broad daylight. I can imagine if one day a statehouse staff blows a whistle or vuvuzela at night

[SLIM.KE @ItsSlimKe]

@Sceptre360 @bozgabi Hio camera ni ngapi. Uko na sample niingie DM

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Huko Eastleigh once asked the seller kama Jeans itatoa rangi akanishow mimi kazi yangu ni kuuza sio kufua! Na akarudi Tiktok. I’ve never recovered.😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Teams from Africa have always been let down by poor finishing and shit goalkeeping in major tournaments.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Sionangi difference ya mtu ameenda kanisa alafu the whole time ako tu kwa simu browsing na mtu anabaki kwa nyumba kulala.

[Llewellyn Ouya @LlewellynOuya]

Obinna should be careful about putting non-boxers in that ring.. mtu atakufia kwa ring ikue kesi kubwa.. Quick recovery to Gachau.. Arrow Boy pia alifanyiwa panel beating.. Qr to him too

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

On mothers' day, simps post their wives. On fathers' day, their wives post their biological dads. This should serve as a lesson to all mumus, let this be the last year men are posting & celebrating their wives.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

KTN to air 'Ruto Lies' tonight. This will be good

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I am really happy with what Mwabili is doing pale YouTube.

Young guys tunafaa kusupport content yake mbaya Sana. We have very few genuine activists in Kenya. He is one of them.

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[Olumuyiwa Igbalajobi, Ph.D @olumuyiwaayo]

No idea where to start with scholarships? That was David & Ana. Zero direction. After joining our Scholarship Accelerator Program, David got fully funded to Canada & Ana won $200K+ at UBC. The September cohort is open. Don't stay stuck.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The DR Congo team is playing in the World Cup in the US. If Ebola was real, then Trump would deny them entry to the US.

Nothing like Ebola.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Mnapigia tapeli kura and he comes to lecture you on morals. A land grabber? A thief. We deserve better as a nation.