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“You don’t have that natural glow” uhm yes I do.

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its just a wee little guy a tiny little puny little fit in your palm kinda guy.

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To pet or not to pet? You always choose pet. If you don’t you might just lose a finger, or even the mortgage to your house.

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@F41rygirl in line for my hearing right now.

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The shrimp did fry the rice. And it was good. You underestimate his ability to cook.

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Orange penguins are the reason 5/10 marriages end in divorce.
Indigo penguins pour their milk before their cereal and think they can make it a religious belief.
White penguins are susceptible to combustion.

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Yellow penguins are convincing enough to make you waste your retirement money on scratch offs.
Green penguins are professional at brainwashing children from the ages of 10-12.
Pink penguins will say they have an idea then sign you up for the draft.

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Red penguins roll deals with the Vice President.
Blue penguins like to go door to door soliciting 100% natural wasabi and it’s benefits for your health.
Purple penguins will take the rest of your tax money.

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One day you’ll taste the snow on the ground and it’ll be flavored. Maybe it tastes different every time it snows.

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“If you can dream it, you can do it.” Said someone who wasn’t delusional.

But I am, so I obviously didn’t follow this advice.

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@modaydutt @CATGIRLSHIT It’s Joe’s fault.

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And I think.. that God should kill us all sooner rather than later.

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@reactjpg This is when the mania kicks in.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

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@hospitalstay_ I want to have the pizazz this man has.

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@catshouldnt His ass is NOT a snack ‼️

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@omelettecandy Some of these items of apparel I desperately need and want.

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@Mj02866736 @Ranboosaysstuff That’s not my concern. My concern is that you’re roleplaying with what I’m assuming is a Ranboo AI.

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@Mj02866736 Real 🙏