Sandesh Patel

AI x Sales x Humanity.
SuperBrown all the time.

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Nobody knows anything.

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Imagine building one of the world’s most advanced AI systems and then having to explain your reading list to a judge.

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Gen Z isn't asking for less work.
They're asking for a reasonable amount of time to emotionally process the task completed.

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2026 dev life in one meme…
Vibe coding: “It works.”
Real coding: “Why does it work?”

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My take on AMD Helios?
It’s less “AMD is coming for Nvidia.”
More “Nvidia, let’s see your best price.”
When spending billions, having a credible Plan B is a pretty powerful negotiating tool.
Sometimes you don’t need to win the race.
You just need to make the leader nervous.

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One successful AI-generated feature and suddenly you’re convinced you can build the next billion-dollar startup.

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When the office summons you back from your natural habitat.

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One Slack message from the CTO and suddenly it's DEFCON 1.

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@amitranjan Here’s one more: A Few Good GPTs

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POV: Your motivation resets with Claude's limit resets

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POV: Your AI invoice just made payroll look affordable

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Different deals. Same story.
Vendor: pricing jumps in 4 weeks.
I warn the customer.
Customer: we're pushing it through.
Week 5: new pricing hits.
Then the text. The call. The "WTF" email. Every time.
Good news: increases are slowing.
Bad news: don't expect relief before late 2027.

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POV: When your commission disappears but the motivational quotes don't.

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People are mad at Anthropic for the wrong reason.

The court basically said...
Train AI on books, no problem.
Pirate millions of copies? That'll be $1.5B, thanks.

Not evil. Just...didn't think anyone would check.

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Imagine getting a quote that's valid for 2 weeks...
...for hardware that won't arrive for 3 months.
Now add internal approvals.
That's AI hardware procurement right now.
Procurement is basically playing a game where the rules and the price keep changing.

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Corporate translation: "Give me 5 minutes to think."

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I think I downloaded the wrong A Few Good Men.

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Everyone says they want unbiased AI.
Until it disagrees with them.
Then it's: "Let me try a slightly different prompt..." 😂

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There are objections...and then there's this one. 🚨

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This is what "we'll figure out pricing later" looks like in real time.