Taylor Bey

Father. Husband. Torontonian. Muskokan.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Potty training is going well as a result of Mom and Dad implementing extreme levels bribery. #parentingtips

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Just picked up my 3 year old from daycare and he asked me to play some Taylor Swift. What’s happening? @taylorswift13

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

I’m at the point in my life where I listen to deep house music to get amped up to fold a big pile of laundry.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

If this weather doesn’t scream coleslaw, I don’t know what does.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

I’m at the age where a shoe with quality support just really does it for me.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

The @MapleLeafs are up in the series on the cusp of moving on to the next round and I want to be excited. But if there’s anything I’ve learned from years of experience it’s to not ever get excited or get my hopes up for them. #provemewrong

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

All tuckered out after going full tilt with my son and some other local 3-5 year olds in street hockey. Those other Dads didn’t even see it coming. Still undefeated.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Sometimes I feel like I’m in the NBA when I’m in my house and I make deep bucket trick shots into the trash with my kid’s dirty diaper. Then I realize the situation, and take the win.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Feeling my age after a pregame full body stretch for an hour walking tour.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

I wonder how the @NFL and their leagues best defence would defend against the @AllBlacks on offence.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

@dallascowboys are cursed in the playoffs. Finish the season like a rugby team.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Time to rethink the Cowboys kicker position after 4 unsuccessful attempts. Boy oh boy.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Got my son a Nerf gun for Christmas and all hell has broken loose in our home. It’s a Christmas battlefield in here.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

“It’s looking pretty slushy out there.” “Ya, shut it all down.” -TTC Employees in Toronto today. @TTChelps

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Take your two year old on a relaxing vacation they said.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Just finished setting up our real family Christmas tree. Threatened returning it twice, had it fully fall over, and mixed in a two year old meltdown because we put lights on the tree. Merry Christmas everyone.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Still baffled that my 2 year old son’s daycare is throwing an @TorontoArgos party. Onwards and upwards @CFL ? #argos

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Cleaned the snow off of my car with my sons mini stick today. I was also wearing a flannel, a toque and drinking a Timmies coffee. Peak Canadian mode, engaged.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Raking leaves and EDM is a heavy dad vibe this morning.

[Taylor Bey @ItsTaylorBey]

Something is wrong with you if you leave your Christmas lights up all year round. It’s even worse when you turn them back on when November 3rd rolls around. Gotta watch those people.