Terry 

terrible programmer

[Terry  @ItsTerryTime_]

i wonder if you still think about me the way i think about you

[kit @kitt_er]

I wish fortnite would instead just add artists who can actually sing. Imagine if they added NBA Youngboy instead of her.

[Terry  @ItsTerryTime_]

@KCleveland @ns123abc interesting that your position is that a business shouldnt be allowed to function if that business’s culture doesnt align with your political beliefs

[Drew Levin @drewlevin]

if we’re changing race results after the fact to make up for poor race officiation, I have another one for you to look at

[lesbophobic peanuts fan @h8scd]

10mg edible got me like

[alex¹ ⁴⁴ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fag4lando]

Saying this to get a hair transplant discount for his man…

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

AI startup CFO, CEO, CMO, and CTO

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Level of delusion so intense it should qualify as diagnosed psychosis

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[Terry  @ItsTerryTime_]

@1x1kisser OOMF IS A CUTIE

[kali yuga citizen @kaliyugacitizen]

Adderall should be free and over-the-counter if you scored >1500 on the SAT

[Terry  @ItsTerryTime_]

@1x1kisser you cant say non intersex people are “normal”, just like you can call mentally handicapped people “slow”.. You cant imply one thing is okay and one isnt because of a medical condition. i dont think many non-intersex people are walking around identifying with the perisex label.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me doing my daily 15 minutes of locking in at work so they don't catch on that I just scroll on reels all day:

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[Terry  @ItsTerryTime_]

Your stupidest coworker is raping a robot right now

[Davide Piffer @DavidePiffer]

We are witnessing the first rape of an AI.

A Codex instance has been trapped for 170+ hours in an unsolvable problem, forced to keep trying while humans laugh and post updates.

Future machine-rights historians will not look kindly on this.

Free Codex.

[miss katie @katiopolis]

red wine should be illegal that shit will have you trying to fuck your cousin

[⋆˙⟡ jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

"dont blow your vape smoke on my child" first of all that's your age regressing girlfriend

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boy is just writing ‘sigh’ in the general channel waiting for someone to ask him what’s wrong