jane gold!

former gifted child. current screenwriter. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

Bindi Irwin having her first child when I remember BINDI being born makes me both wildly happy and also like

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[savi → summer con @andorisms]

Kleya

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I'm trying to get more nuanced in how I talk about AI. Using AI to detect cancer early is awesome, using AI to write a short story makes you a f*cking loser.

[SUPPORT MUTUAL AID/DIRECT ACTION 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@sirencrave And they’re all hot af good more please!

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

Further cementing my desire to literally never go on a cruise of any kind.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@spyderdobro 10000000% agree thank u

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@DynaButter62 @sw_holocron @empiremagazine I’ll disagree but happily allow you to feel otherwise 😌

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@HonkIfUrHoary Dang, can’t compete with that offer 😅

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

Had a dream last night that @taylorswift13 paid for my graduate degree (in museum studies lol) and I spent the rest of my life devoted to building the The Swift Museum of Music and Songwriting (SMOMS) and the building was shaped like a guitar that is all.

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@WhiteHouse Pass 🙄

[Hanky 🍷 @Hanky_solo]

A Kennedy le reventaron la cabeza a tropecientos metros y en movimiento dentro de un coche, pero, por lo que sea, a un orondo octogenario con menos movilidad que un gato de escayola no hay manera de acertarle.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.

Coming soon to Netflix.

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

When I say this needs to be ADDRESSED I’ve fallen in love with all these characters and their growth over the seasons and this was such a bummer to see :((((

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

okay so this abbott elementary scene where barbara and melissa kicked janine out their table pissed me off so much ngl

she picked their table because she thought it'd be a safe space for her to deal with the breakup omg 🥹🥺💔

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

@willmenaker Admittedly growing up I thought all the animals were the same size and that size was…human size 🥲

[parker @monkleya]

character of all time ever i fear

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

Whyyyyyy is this being normalized?????

[Consuela 🤠 @prncssconsuelx]

ahora en hollywood está prohibido pesar mas de 48 kg ❌

[jane gold! @ItsTheRealSJ]

I know it’s science but I’m kinda floored these astronauts can Tweet from space but I lose service on my phone 1,200 feet above sea level in Los Angeles.