Usman Chaudhary

Sacha Pakistani 🇵🇰🇵🇰

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

So you're just an attention seeker... That's EVEN worse 😭

[فریحہ ✪ @fay_alif]

I don’t earn revenue from this hellsite I purely trigger men for fun 🫦 aur sirf broke men trigger hotay hain 😭😩

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

"Blue tick ly k thory dumb tweet kr dyti hu.. shyd Elon uncle thora kharcha pani dy dyn" 🤡🤡🤡

[فریحہ ✪ @fay_alif]

Men are so useless that if there weren’t 9-5 corporate jobs they’d roam around aimlessly like stray animals instead of finding some focus in life

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

If you wanna see how a guy would look on periods... Here's your guy 👇🏻

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Triggered so many ran through hoes 😭

[Ahmad 🇫🇷 (Mairah🎂) @whysomeanAhmad]

So a woman putting conditions like fixed pocket money, no polygamy in marriage contract is her right. But when a man puts conditions like virginity and clear past, suddenly it becomes wrong. Damn hypocrite society

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Bit*hes be crazy...
~Mahatma Gandhi

[Kabutarr ja ja ja @queserasarasara]

Unpopular opinion but qurbani is not wajib on non haji people AT ALL. It is actually better to install a water cooler or plant trees as opposed to doing qurbani of an animal, leaving streets dirty and then only giving the scrap parts to ghareeb.

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Bihh wrote a whole story just to gaslight.

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”

Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”

Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”

DNA test comes back… he’s the father.

Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”

Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”

Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”

Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”

Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”

Months later…

Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”

Son: “No.”

Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”

Even later…

Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”

Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

[Walayat Malik @WalayatMalik1]

Pakistan has no chance of becoming a developed country.
Development comes with an educated population.
Look at South Korea. First thing the rulers did was to educate every child and illiterate adult.
Here, 26 million children are not attending school. 90 mil adults are illiterate

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

"How much did you pay Iran"

Oh my sweet summer child...

[RT @RT_com]

Pakistan France China SECRET 'HORMUZ DEALS with Iran' — Israeli envoy PANICS

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Indian vessels be like:

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Two Indian vessels were forced back west out of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran's Navy. Firing was involved. One of the vessels is an Indian-flagged VLCC supertanker carrying 2 million barrels of Iraqi oil: Iranian Media

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

The jokes write themselves

These people have a fetish for humiliation fr

[Indian Air Force @IAF_MCC]

Pune runway is temporarily unavailable due to an incident involving an IAF aircraft. The aircrew are safe and there is no damage to civil property. Efforts are underway to operationalise the runway and resume normal operations at the earliest.

@DefenceMinIndia
@SpokespersonMoD
@HQ_IDS_India
@adgpi
@indiannavy
@CareerinIAF

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Chor chori se jaye pr hera pheri se nai

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Opinion: Pakistan now faces a defining test. Continuing to hold Imran Khan under contested circumstances risks deepening political divisions and damaging the country’s democratic fabric.
https://t.co/kPeDj6uBJ2

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

@its_RajmaChawal @_Baltistani_ Jahil P@jeet... Autocorrect galat spelling ko theek krta hai na k saii spelling ko galat... Sarak chap chapri

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

@SaudiNews50 Even tho Iran supported India (who says Israel is doing the right thing in Gaza and Lebanon btw) against Pakistan in our latest war. We're still trying to meet Iran in good faith and hoping every Muslim country stands together. Iran, KSA, Pakistan, Turkey, Qatar etc. everyone

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

@SaudiNews50 Question for KSA bros.
Is there a possibility for KSA and Iran to throw away their differences cuz Israel and US don't care about our sects, they view Muslims as enemies as whole. UAE is compromised, they don't care about Muslim brotherhood. We must stand together in these times

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

He stole someone's land jewishly.

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

And Iranians proudly stood with Indians when they were at war with Pakistan.

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

Gaurav Arya says: "We are the real brother of Israel and we want Israel to drop 100 bombs on Lebanon and 50 bombs on Gaza."

🔹@majorgauravarya brotherhood with a genocidal and occupying regime has no credibility.
It’s the classic gaslighting circular argument: Israel invades → people resist → Israel blames the resistance to justify even more invasions

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

If we could understand animal language, animals wouldn't see humans as humans. We'd just be another species to them.
It's us humans who make the distinction.

So anyone who thinks of other humans as animals is the actual animal themselves.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

These are the same people who see us as animals btw.

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Honestly, he's just missing out by not making them friends 😂. Blud would be eating something delicious every day during Ramadan.

With this IQ, no wonder they lost in Afghanistan

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans are fighting back against the Muslim invasion any way they can

American says that the neighbors in his complex are roughly 98% Muslim

Since pork is explicitly forbidden (haram) in the Quran, he is cooking bacon and then using a fan to direct the smell into the hallway

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Exhibit A.
You can fool any woman if you glaze them enough.

[Usman Chaudhary @itsUsmn]

Christians are a joke to their own religion

[Remarks @remarks]

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