Yamaguchi🌘

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

dog ate your homework? you’re lying. dog ate your ass? you’re HIRED BY THE FBI.

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@BulwarkClips What if a potential applicant’s dick involuntarily entered a giraffe’s asshole on a ladder held by a 2nd grade teacher who specialized in sex conversion operations headed by a panel of drag queens’ illegal immigrant cousins

More culture wars and what if’s…this is the best of us

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

I am who I am now because of who I’ve been.

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@BulwarkClips What if a potential applicant’s dick involuntarily entered a giraffe’s asshole on a ladder held by a 2nd grade teacher who specialized in sex conversion operations headed by a panel of drag queens’ illegal immigrant cousins

More culture wars and what if’s…this is the best of us

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@CNN If he was aligned to the left MAGA would eat him alive right now😂. Being called a “Goatfucker” would be the LEAST of his worries

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

& I can’t be everywhere at once

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@robwitwer And the routes detouring the construction are garbage.

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@C_hoffmanni Omg

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@DarrigoMelanie They believe they are the best of us. Prove the US isn’t an oligarchy

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@prmade313raised He had one damn job

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

WHO THE HELL IS BUYING UP ALL THE SARDINES?!

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@CartoonsOTMoon @AJMayfield15 Gaang supremacy

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

Being single lets you live in theory & relationships drag you into practice. And practice is messy. Think about it, you can spend years reading about forgiveness but you only discover your capacity to forgive when someone hurts you.

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

Lol.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Hillary Clinton suggests October 7 was an inside job.

"[Netanyahu] wanted to see what they could plan so that then he could come down hard and it would enhance his position."

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

I saw a post that said:

“I think being forced to be hyper independent as a child has caused me to be irrationally angry with any adult who needs their hand held through anything they do.”

And I felt that in my soul.

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@atrupar A potato in a suit

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

It’s funny watching politicians with no personality attempt to appeal to the cult of personality built by someone else who’s way more interesting. How M*GA voters don’t see through them and eat these guys alive is beyond me.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Paxton on Talarico: "He wants to transition your kids!"

[Yamaguchi🌘 @itsYamaguchi]

@itsjustshay22 Russ think he me or something