@WatchGirlsPlay A dude is beat up, poisoned, bullied, blackmailed, seduced, cured, kills a bazillion ninjas, then headbutts to death a man whom dude had previously decapitated. Then dude walks into the sunset.
@MaddieWGP My issue wasn't the Rambo, angry hermit, balls to the wall Jason interpretation of the character. My issue was that while he's running full-tilt toward the protagonists, they are moseying up a ladder like they have aaaaaaaaalllll day to do so.
@nikinapalm I played that game on the old, big, clunky Game Boy right after it came out, and it still holds up today as one of the best, quirkiest, and emotionally investing games I've ever played. Remake looks puuurtty.