I really love Twitter. But Jack made the biggest mistake by selling it to that thing. He’s totally ruined this app. Now every second tweet is either a racist bigot or a blue check engagement farming idiot.
Guys please don’t forget to tell us about your family drama next week?
We need it narrated! Last year you guys did us a solid and took videos. I’m happy with tweets too.
You guys are the best this time of year! Oversharing is good because we can help you ❤️