ErickkGerardo

I guess.

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@JIMELITWALK Is the man, I wish I can get a tattoo by this guy!

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#earthquake

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NIGGAS BE LIKE " LET'S PLAY 21 QUESTIONS "

GIRL : OKAY , WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR ?

BOY : TRIANGLE , SO YOU A VIRGIN?

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*Gets text*
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"Bitch you not important"

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Women don't even know what they want but expect us guys to somehow magically know.

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I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave..

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Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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#EDC #2014 will be my first EDC, 18 years of long wait is finally getting to an end. #EDC #Vegas @PasqualeRotella

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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I honestly cant remember the last time you were not on my mind..

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If you're not being treated with the love and respect you deserve, check your price tag, you may have marked yourself down.

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My greatest fear is sitting in front of my family while my Google search history is read out loud.

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The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth. The kids, the drunk, and the angry.

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Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense....

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Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*

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Don't waste your time looking back on what you've lost. Move on, because life is not meant to be traveled backwards.

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Sitting in a class and thinking, how did this teacher get the job?

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There are 52 different ways to flirt with someone.

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Those moods where you just want to completely chill and do nothing..