I Think You Should Leave Academia

you can't change the tenure requirements just cuz you don't like how i'm doing it

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returning to teach at the end of the summer

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Glass house, white Ferrari, live for homecoming weekend, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

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classes starting monday and your syllabus isn't ready?

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the night before first day of classes

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Glass house, white Ferrari, live for first day of classes, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

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watch in wonder as he transports you to the furthest reaches of your imagination

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it's just after 10pm, which means you can drink if you want, and we can say whatever the hell we want.

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returning to teaching in-person after the pandemic:

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the professor doesn't enforce deadlines

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student debt?

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space-time? SLOP IT UP!

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how to deal with the full professor in department meetings:

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assigning your own textbook?

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student: do you think bringing cookies the day we do student evaluations will really improve your scores?

me:

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me and all the guys at the conference who went to j crew

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the morning of your big presentation

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ivy league phds at a public R2:

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"It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils."

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lesson planning: