Deric

beater of dead horses

[Deric @itzderic]

@madelameer And then it started working magically

[Deric @itzderic]

No like I really tried but then I turned 21

[Deric @itzderic]

Applying for my 2nd year of school but technically it’s still my first cause I failed 2 classes last semester 🫠🤷‍♂️

[gio @odyssseyy]

Blocking your friends on grindr cause they take up space in the valuable grid>>>

[Deric @itzderic]

Just ate 5 eggs idk how I feel now

[Deric @itzderic]

Me paying $30 for a lobster roll I finished in 4 bites

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Don’t come for me, but I think food trucks need to find their way back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants.

[Deric @itzderic]

Sooo need to stop going out so hard every weekend 🫠

[Deric @itzderic]

Out with the old in with my shein cart

[Deric @itzderic]

@madelameer Crying at this tweet

[Deric @itzderic]

What would life be like for me rn if i …

[Deric @itzderic]

I’ve been feeling really intellectual lately

[Deric @itzderic]

Went through my highlights on Instagram and realized I’m living the life I wanna live 🤷‍♂️🫶

[Deric @itzderic]

I exist to clock people honestly -Olivia

[Tay 💖 @tayvano_]

This bitch scaled that shit with engagement nails 😭😭😭

[Deric @itzderic]

Some 50 year old woman was fucking it UPPP with me on the dance floor she was screaming she loves ayybo me too girl😭🙏

[Deric @itzderic]

Cannon event lost my phone in the casino before the club THEN LOST IT IN THE CLUB SEND ME HOME NOWWWW

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[Deric @itzderic]

Chanel marijuana

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

If you smoke weed especially in an enclosed space, I want you to know that you also smell like weed. & if you put perfume on to cover it up, now you smell like Chanel Marijuana.

It stinks.

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo